Its the full dick you can’t play with at my age unless you go running for the shelter of daddy’s little helper.

But be careful, erections lasting more than 4 hours are a serious health risk and should be seen by a medical professional.

That’s bullshit. A 4 hour erection will not hurt me. Hell, from the age of 14 until I was 28, I had an erection.

Now I wake up in the morning and every bone in my body is stiff except for the one my wife was hoping for.

A 4 hour erection I can live with but if I end up sitting in a bath tub out in the yard, I might have to give up the Viagra.

My wife will soon be 50. She’s worried about osteoporosis. She mentioned seeing a commercial on TV. Sally Field was selling something called “Boniva”.

They must be running out of good names for these drugs. Boniva sounds like something you might want to do on a Saturday night. I’m going to bone Eva tonight but first I have to “Cialis”…..

Thanks for playing along……

Billy Ray