I wasn’t going to waste any more time thinking about the woman in California who had the octuplets. Unfortunately, she keeps re-surfacing like like a corpse filled with styrofoam.

First, I want to know why the doctor who performed this clusterfuck hasn’t been tossed from a speeding train. The California state medical board should take his license and he should be charged in a paternity suit. He didn’t use his dick but he boned that pathetic Angelina Jolie wanna-be none the less.

Second, the media and especially that attention whore Dr. Phil have done nothing but enable this mutant, delusional, woman to continue pretending that she could possibly deal with the needs of 14 children.

And, after this tragedy plays out in a few months or years, we will all be paying the price for this woman’s selfish desire to have as many kids as she can spit out of her overused uterus.

But, now that I think about it, I might pitch an idea to the networks. A reality show where “C” list celebrities come on and try to help the Octomom take care of her litter. People might like to see Paris Hilton or Andy Dick deal with all the poop that will surely cover every square inch of the new house she just got.

Thanks for playing along…

Billy Ray